phemiec:

Identity is a prison! Let yourself respond authentically to each moment as it arrives, without being bound to the narrative of who you think you are! The self is a construct! The truth of your existence is ever changing and infinite as the universe is ever changing and infinite! Abandon the stories of your past selves and be present and alive in this very moment! IDENTITY IS DEAD! THE SELF IS DEAD! YOU ARE ALIVE!

pyrlspite:

“the earth revolves around the sun“ “the sun revolves around the earth“ actually the sun revolves around minecraft steve

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kristenwiiggle:

no-chill-at-all:

harperandmary:

bionicwasok:

i think about this video a lot

Wtf is going on

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iwannapushyourdaisies:
“ readableporn:
“ lubricates:
“never forget january 2019 memes
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It would be a loss
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WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE ”

iwannapushyourdaisies:

readableporn:

lubricates:

never forget january 2019 memes

It would be a loss

WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE

satan-is-a-heterophobe:

teacraft:

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guys i found diamonds 😎

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hyrellion https://www.tumblr.com/ask%form/penguins-will-attack.com: My boyfriend won’t stop talking to me about whether or not I would eat Pokémon steaks. We think maybe Mr. Mime steaks would have white meat and ooze a purple liquid. I feel like you’re the only one qualified to tell us more

iguanamouth:

minmoh:

iguanamouth:

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listen the ONLY part of a mr mime thats edible are the red spots, and thats ONLY after being properly cooked - if you bite into any part of their body while its still raw youll suffer near immediate food poisoning

luckily, just like red kidney beans, the potential toxins are easily to remove provided you take the right steps

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once theyve been safely removed from their inedible surroundings, the larger red spheres are ready to begin working with - its worth noting that the smaller spots on the hands and cheeks also fall into this category, but theyre almost always too small to be considered harvesting by most professionals 

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youll want to start by cutting away any flesh thats still directly touching the pale parts; when in doubt, a wider cut is always preferred. better safe than sorry ! one benefit of working with mr mimes is that, along with many others in their typing, their bodies are held together with physic energy and thus dont require deboning

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the next part is going to require boiling in a large pressure cooker- some may find it a challenge to to find a pot big enough to host all the parts, so cooking them individually is fine. remember to follow the instructions to the letter

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after theyve been removed and dried, an easy way to text if theyre safe to eat is to cut them in half and check the spongy center - a darkened purple core means theyve been boiled long enough, while any lighter, greenish tints means you probably needed a bit more time

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once theyre out of the danger range, you can now safely use them in variety of dishes ! their almost mushroom-like texture means they absorb flavors well, and pictured above is one of my personal favorites

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THIS guy though, you can just pop em into your mouth whole. its fine

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its fine

its fine

slimetony:

The end goal of capitalism is everybody getting to live together in a giant Costco

Chairem Anime

prozdvoices:

rainbow-taishi:

A request to draw ProZD’s Chairem Anime. And I decided to make it into an anime screenshot-style.

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gorgeous

glitteringgoldie:

My fave April Fools prank today so far is Japanese McDonald’s new XXXS fry.

karliecol:

proudblackconservative:

convincedtobeconfused:

HE’S TOYING WITH US NOW

He has become self aware.

His laugh is unsettling. He’s unsettling.